Some years ago, the church I was attending had their church picnics at a local farm. At the picnic site there were two small ponds, and it was thought one of these ponds might be an ideal spot to do baptisms.
But which pond? One pond was a bit closer, but it was used for fishing and not swimming. So the second pond seemed like the better choice.
The farmer’s sons also recommended using the second pond. However, they had ulterior motives. They knew that in the swimming pond there were lots of minnows (since this pond wasn’t stocked, there were no bigger fish to eat them), and they also knew that those minnows liked nothing better than to nip at the legs of anybody standing in the water for any length of time. Of course they didn’t tell the priest this, who would indeed be standing in one place in the water for at least several minutes .
Sure enough, the priest hadn’t been in the water very long before he jumped and said “Ow!” As expected, the fish had found him and were going on the feed. The farmer’s sons had tipped me off about this set up, so we couldn’t help but giggle.
This did not go unnoticed. After the service, the priest (a very good guy who remains a dear friend to this day) asked us what was so funny, and—proud of ourselves, I think-- we told him. We were a bit surprised when he didn’t see the humor in the situation, expressing concern that the biting fish might make a person’s baptism a scary experience. Granted, that probably is not what one is striving for in a baptism.
I tell you this story because the wedding I did yesterday was at outdoors at Great Falls National Park. When I was talking with the groom just before the service started, I couldn’t help but notice that a juvenile eastern five lined skink (a lizard) had taken up residence under the lapel of his tux. It was a beautiful animal, with a bright blue tail and brilliant yellow lines running down its iridescent black back.
You are probably wondering whether I mentioned the lizard to him (he clearly didn’t realize it was there), or whether I let him wear it for the ceremony. Imagine what would happen if it decided to crawl out during, say, the vows. That would make for a memorable service, don’t you think?
I did tell him.
I must be getting old…